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What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Oh..
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This is the best thing I have ever seen!!
FUCK
IT’S BACK!OHMY.
IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.
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despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
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99 bottles of self hate on the wall
take one down
toss it around
shit i knocked it on the ground fucking hell i’m such a piece of shit
98 bottles of self hate on the wall
When you get to 0…do you suddenly start liking yourself?
no you turn around and suddenly there’s 99 more bottles
this is actually a really good analogy
i try
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I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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