internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

internetsgreatesthits:

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP!!!!

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burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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madhatter0:

everybody who reblogs this will get a fictional character in there ask box based on their blog

EVERY BODY

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Banan

smokemote:

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911official:

that was a roller coaster the whole way though 

911official:

that was a roller coaster the whole way though 

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

rats-and-riots:

blinding-eclips:

finalfee:

finalfee:

GUYS I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE AS EXCITED AS I AM BUT MY DAD BOUGHT PURPLE POTATOES AND WE’RE MAKING MASH

GUYS

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THIS IS SURREAL

what

I HAVE HAD THESE. My aunt got them. We had purple french fries.

that is some don’t hug me I’m scared shit

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